i am being banned from saying this at the wedding of my niece

[nickyboy]

My money's on him being unable to resist and it all kicking off big time

 

[surfdude]

well it went ok . did say a few things in jest ish . when the Registrar asked "repeat after me " , i said out loud " he should know them by heart by now " and towards the end of the ceremony the Registrar said we have just one more thing to do and i said " what thats give him a divorce coupon " which didnt go down to well . was then spoken to by my wife and sister to shut up for the rest of the day . i had made my point so did

 

[Tin Pot]

well it went ok . did say a few things in jest ish . when the Registrar asked "repeat after me " , i said out loud " he should know them by heart by now " and towards the end of the ceremony the Registrar said we have just one more thing to do and i said " what thats give him a divorce coupon " which didnt go down to well . was then spoken to by my wife and sister to shut up for the rest of the day . i had made my point so did

 

[RoubaixCube]

Subtle and to the point. I like it!

 

[winjim]

Did you eat their food and drink their wine?

 

[surfdude]

yes i did eat their food but not drink the wine just to be on the safe

 

[winjim]

Oh dear.