I am hopeless....

[KEEF]

Just canceled a mobile phone contract with every intention of refusing to let the sales person talk me into any kind of new contract etc etc.................................................................... Any one like to see my new I pad

 

[fossyant]

Oopps

 

[GetAGrip]

Ha Ha, not just me then! Still, you've made someone's Friday afternoon

 

[KEEF]

What do I tell Mrs Keef?

 

[AndyRM]

Tell her you won it or that it fell off the back of a lorry.

 

[Leaway2]

What do I tell Mrs Keef?

How attractive and young looking she is, is probably a good start.

 

[Bryony]

 

[Dave 123]

Just give her the ipad, she won't bother you then!

I would* struggle without my ipad! sad eh?

 

[JoeyB]

Weak.

 

[tony111]

You might need an ipatch when she finds out about your iPad.

 

[classic33]

What do I tell Mrs Keef?

The truth!