I blumen' well hate it when

[EltonFrog]

marmalade falls off my toast and on to the keyboard!

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

marmalade falls off my toast and on to the keyboard!

well done!

(time to confess: initial reaction when you realised it fell..)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

well done!

(time to confess: initial reaction when you realised it fell..)

A sense of irritation followed by loss and then mourning, followed by a sense of 'sod it' followed by the rest of the toast getting eaten, finally followed by getting the mess cleaned up from the keyboard.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

A sense of irritation followed by loss and then mourning, followed by a sense of 'sod it' followed by the rest of the toast getting eaten before getting the mess cleaned up.

No attempt to lick it or suck it before it slides into the gaps then?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No attempt to lick it or suck it before it slides into the gaps then?

I'm not a clatty mink if that's what you imagine!

 

[EltonFrog]

A sense of irritation followed by loss and then mourning, followed by a sense of 'sod it' followed by the rest of the toast getting eaten, finally followed by getting the mess cleaned up from the keyboard.

What are you a derrenfeckin'brownmindreader or summat? Spot on

 

[EltonFrog]

No attempt to lick it or suck it before it slides into the gaps then?

No, it went right down the the gap between the x and the c, I ain't putting my tongue down between any x and c for no one, not me. Nosireebob.

I wouldn't mind, but I was really enjoying it, this was no shop bought Robinson's thick cut cheap sheite marmalade. This was my own Lemon, Lime & Lavender home made jam that I made last night.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

No, it went right down the the gap between the x and the c, I ain't putting my tongue down between any x and c for no one, not me. Nosireebob.

You're right! I wouldn't mind licking between the G and the H, but between X and C is absolutely disgusting!!

I wouldn't mind, but I was really enjoying it, this was no shop bought Robinson's thick cut cheap sheite marmalade. This was my own Lemon, Lime & Lavender home made jam that I made last night.

Yum! Sounds delicious!!

 

[EltonFrog]

You're right! I wouldn't mind licking between the G and the H, but between X and C is absolutely disgusting!!

I ain't even going to go there.

Yum! Sounds delicious!!

It is, best preserve I made this year, so far.

 

[biggs682]

marmalade falls off my toast and on to the keyboard!

you need to spend more time training it to land on the plate you are eating it off

 

[EltonFrog]

you need to spend more time training it to land on the plate you are eating it off

Trying to train marmalade to land on a plate is like trying to teach a pony to juggle. It doesn't matter which way you drop it, it will always land sticky side down.

 

[Oxo]

I always find that when I juggle ponies it's best not to drop them, but if I do I try to drop them oof side down.