- Location
- Glasgow
Clink, clank, clunk, what is the matter with you stupid bike??
Spin the wheel, not catching anything, chain ok, pedals ok, chain rings ok, bottom braked out, all good, anyway clink clank clunk when freewheeling ... sooo ... spin the wheel some more, I'm fed up with this, waste of my precious time off!
To the bike hub we go, you and I, you better not make stories, I don't wanna hear it!
Oh, hen, bike man says, your hubs are tight, so tight, how can you pedal like this?
Me: meh, got powerful legs, anyhow, can I ride it some more till I find time to operate?
Bike man: och aye, the other day a guy came in, all his bottom bracket bearings had fell out, still riding it.
Couple of days later, op successful, took me half day, well, cleaning and some minor adjustments included, even got my top gear back.
I love bike mechanics me ... not!

Spin the wheel, not catching anything, chain ok, pedals ok, chain rings ok, bottom braked out, all good, anyway clink clank clunk when freewheeling ... sooo ... spin the wheel some more, I'm fed up with this, waste of my precious time off!
To the bike hub we go, you and I, you better not make stories, I don't wanna hear it!
Oh, hen, bike man says, your hubs are tight, so tight, how can you pedal like this?
Me: meh, got powerful legs, anyhow, can I ride it some more till I find time to operate?
Bike man: och aye, the other day a guy came in, all his bottom bracket bearings had fell out, still riding it.
Couple of days later, op successful, took me half day, well, cleaning and some minor adjustments included, even got my top gear back.
I love bike mechanics me ... not!

