I fear I have just been an arse

[Mad Doug Biker]

Because it would be irresponsible and dangerous.

I think it was said tongue in cheek.

At that age I always cycled on the road, but then again I did live right next to the cycle track so my journeys were always to - from that!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Did he have any lightbulbs on him?

No he was young, so only had LEDs.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Mudguards?

 

[ComedyPilot]

Helmet?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No, Bruno wasn't wearing a helmet, as that would just be silly!

As far as I can remember, no, I don't think the boy was wearing a helmet.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Hi viz?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A bright GREEN hoodie.

You know, the kind that doesn't occur in nature and is discovered by scientists in Japan.