I feel this is asking a bit much

[Dirk]

Are helmets compulsory?

 

[Drago]

Have they checked the Albert Hall for candidates?

 

[matiz]

Sounds suspicious to me , things could get hairy.

 

[postman]

I thought this type of advert would have been pulled by now.Equal rights and all that,but i have it on good authority it can be read in Thailand.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Huli route planner - spouts bollocks whenever you ask it for directions.

 

[cyberknight]

on googling it they only want scottish ones ? are they secretly making haggis ?

 

[Drago]

Ah, they want Scotch Eggs.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Must have some spunk for the job.

 

[Drago]

The volunteers must come home positively nacked, and just floppy down on the sofa.

 

[Vantage]

They can borrow one of mine, though they'll need a flat bed transit.

Not sure I'd be comfy letting a tranny handle my googleberries.