I had a very lucky escape last night

....phew...this was really close...and I only found out how close I was this morning when I went out to the garden to tidy up the dead fireworks my son and I set off last night at midnight....one of the duds had been stuck into an enormous dog turd ...

 

Lucky not to have been hit by crapnel.

 

Pity you didn't tread in it - would have served you right for waking all your neighbours at midnight.

 

Some of us did have to be up at the crack of dawn to commute to work.

 

>crapnel.......


































































= whats that....

 

I thought 'crapnel' was a term to describe politicians speeches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Crapnel = Great word .

I got hit by some while strimming a banking a few years ago .

 

I just recanted this story to Ms tdr1nka(who's 5 and should be asleep)and she's gone back to bed laughing.

T x