I hate Assos advertisements

[Nihal]

But you can't see his feet!?

Really????????????.

 

[buddha]

(S)He's got a camel toe?

Yes, does this 'model' not have any dangly-bits? If that's what Assos bibs do to your manhood, I'm glad I didn't buy any. So thanks for the warning.

 

[Peteaud]

Yes, does this 'model' not have any dangly-bits? If that's what Assos bibs do to your manhood, I'm glad I didn't buy any. So thanks for the warning.

But he has taken so many steroids to look like that his dangly bit is now the size of a grain of rice anyway

(probably)

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Budha, usually after any ride, mini-me goes and hides in his cave until the saddle battering is over anyway... Blooming nightmare teasing him out when the call of nature occurs!

 

[MossCommuter]

Really? Why?

I only ask, because I don't find it remotely attractive. I know we all have different tastes, but it's verging on repellent, especially the veiny arms.

I guess the men that's aimed at are men who want to attract the sort of women who like that look.

You haven't seen me have you, LOL. Being a little over indulgent in pies, beers and cakes that look for a soul seemed like a good trade

 

[MossCommuter]

But you can't see his feet!?

I can't see mine without a mirror, as it happens.

This much we do have in common

 

[vernon]

Budha, usually after any ride, mini-me goes and hides in his cave until the saddle battering is over anyway... Blooming nightmare teasing him out when the call of nature occurs!

Try riding in warmer weather to alleviate your 'problem'.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Try riding in warmer weather to alleviate your 'problem'.

Nope - all year round!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Really? Why?

I only ask, because I don't find it remotely attractive. I know we all have different tastes, but it's verging on repellent, especially the veiny arms.

I guess the men that's aimed at are men who want to attract the sort of women who like that look.

Yeah, minging look. Also no hairy chest

 

[Nihal]

Yeah, minging look. Also no hairy chest

Pat,hairy chest,reeeeeeeeeeeeally.Thats what dissapoints you.Not the fact that his stomach seems to have turned a bad angle

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Pat,hairy chest,reeeeeeeeeeeeally.Thats what dissapoints you.Not the fact that his stomach seems to have turned a bad angle

I'm a traditional girl, men should be as they come, not waxed, oiled and moisturised

 

[slowmotion]

It looks as though Gunther von Hagens has nearly completed the plastination.

 

[Nihal]

I'm a traditional girl, men should be as they come, not waxed, oiled and moisturised

Now theres a real lady for you ,waxed men

 

[subaqua]

(S)He's got a camel toe?

thats really weird as its supposed to be a mooseknuckle for males. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moose knuckle

 

[TVC]

Stuuupid sunglasses as well.