I hate Assos advertisements

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When has NT ever 'rested'?

Well, he sleeps.

Sometimes.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm a traditional girl, men should be as they come, not..... and moisturised

You'll change your mind when you finally set eyes on me. Seriously, I have dry skin, so would you REALLY prefer me looking a complete mess??

Oh and as for the arms, some of us are just naturally skinny, so there.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

You'll change your mind when you finally set eyes on me. Seriously, I have dry skin, so would you REALLY prefer me looking a complete mess??

Oh and as for the arms, some of us are just naturally skinny, so there.

I suppose ... nivea for men (what's the difference from nivea for women, anyhow?) is as far as I can compromise on my views
Naturally skinny, naturally skinny .... statistics say that a skinny guy just has not met yet the woman that will fatten him up

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Crikey! It looks like Richmond Park.

Some of them are very good, ;

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Know which I prefer... The latter that is!

 

[Nihal]

I suppose ... nivea for men (what's the difference from nivea for women, anyhow?) is as far as I can compromise on my views
Naturally skinny, naturally skinny .... statistics say that a skinny guy just has not met yet the woman that will fatten him up

The only difference(i DONT use them) in the cream would be the name and an Idiot on the cover compared to the lady picture
Doug's worried about his skin,Wonder what happened.......did someone burn him???
And you know the worlds changed,you can't find ads without men having Abs,Shaved chest and to say in your words "Mousturised,waxed and oiled" bodies

 

[Pat "5mph"]

The only difference(i DONT use them) in the cream would be the name and an Idiot on the cover compared to the lady picture
Doug's worried about his skin,Wonder what happened.......did someone burn him???

For sure, it was not the sun! (we don't have any)

 

[Nihal]

Oh.
My arms are like that when I am working hard.

Oh don't sweat it,the guys definatly on steroids or has aome nerve disorder,however you are a natural

 

[perplexed]

Isn't that Kraftwerk?

"He's a model and he's not looking good...da da dadadadada dahh da da!! He's been attracting aaallll, the men, da da dadadada da dahhh da da!!

fade to synths...

 

[Silver Fox]

My god theres legions of them....

Cyberdyne Systems have alot to answer for.

 

[ianrauk]

My god theres legions of them....

Looks like a line up from a summers night FNRttC.

 

[Maz]

(S)He's got a camel toe?

Or a Camelback, maybe.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When you're working hard is ok. But his are just dangling there and looking like that. Yours don't look like that at rest.

Get a room you two! Oh, right, wait...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I suppose ... nivea for men (what's the difference from nivea for women, anyhow?) is as far as I can compromise on my views

You are so kind! I tend to use the likes of Diprobase instead anyway. Proper dermatological things from the doctor!

Naturally skinny, naturally skinny .... statistics say that a skinny guy just has not met yet the woman that will fatten him up

Many people have tried, I have thyroid problems, so I never gain any weight, regardless of what I eat - I have been about the same weight since I was 15!

The only difference(i DONT use them) in the cream would be the name and an Idiot on the cover compared to the lady picture

Actually, the men's version of things tends to be stronger for that Blokey skin and all. It is why I use Diprobase, most others are quite pathetic in comparison!

Doug's worried about his skin,Wonder what happened.......did someone burn him???

Other than sunburn, I just have crap skin, that's all! Also, due to my digestive problems, I tend to get dehydrated easily.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I also have a huge tub of E45.

 

[smokeysmoo]

I also have a huge tub of E45.

I just have a huge tub

Is this guy 'real' enough for you Pat5mph?