Ron-da-Valli
It's a bleedin' miracle!
- Location
- Rorke's Drift
Those horoscope writers in the papers can kiss my Aries.
I hate horoscopes...
- Thread starter vernon
- Start date
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Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
You mean it's not true? 
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
My Horoscope today predicted I would be going to Capri, corny? I know!
deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
- Location
- Armonmy Way
Some of these jokes are horo bull!
biggs682
Itching to get back on my bike's
- Location
- Northamptonshire
i am not saying uranus is big in those jeans darling at all
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
A heavenly body will pass in front of Uranus 
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
I was going to put "...will come in front of Uranus" but I didn't, coz that might have sounded rude.A heavenly body will pass in front of Uranus
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
According to his horrorscope, Fnaar needs to buy some new cycling shorts. His current ones have saggied areas.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
No, no more... stop, desist...
OP
OP
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
I had a vegetarian meal at an Italian island's restaurant.
I didn't think much of its Capri quorn.
I didn't think much of its Capri quorn.
mr messy
Veteran
- Location
- Sunny? Glasgow, the friendly city...
This thread is a little gem in i think it should continue...
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
Yes it has taurus lots
smokeysmoo
Legendary Member
- Location
- Bolton, not very far from Nob End
mickle
innit
- Location
- 53.933606, -1.076131
I'm a vegetarian.
