I have a stoned rabbit.

[subaqua]

A colleague of mine once came home from work to find his dog wobbling around the living room crashing into things - then being sick on the carpet. It turned out the dog was ****ed, having helped itself to a whole box of Anton Berg liqueur chocolates. He took it to the vets to have it checked out, and it was OK. It was very quiet the next morning, though, and didn't like the lights being switched on.

could have been really bad, doesn't take much chocolate to kill a dog. I have seen a friends dog wazzered as he used to knock the cans over and slurp at the dregs, then realised that full cans have more !!

 

[Cycling Dan]

I seen the title and thought "well stop giving it grass "

 

[vernon]

now tramadol and vodka absinthe.........

FTFY

 

[Cubist]

Some friends of mine had a pet battery hen they'd rescued, and it lived in the house. Andrea had rather stupidly left about a 1/6 th of leb on the arm of the sofa and the hen helped itself. It spent the rest of the evening doing that weird gyroscopic head thing that hens do, off to one side, then the other, tried using her wings as stabilisers and tripped over them. Giggles? Only slightly!!!

 

[Accy cyclist]

She isn't the first rabbit to end up like that.
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGJNrQg7dsw

 

[slowmotion]

Codeine?????
Your delightful and beautiful rabbit would be better prepared for a Yes LP by serious abuse of Sodium Amytal and Afghan Black.

It worked for us.

 

[subaqua]

FTFY

absinthe didn't do much for me , it does however work really well with cloudy lemonade