I have surpassed myself ...

[XmisterIS]

Yesterday, I had a huge curry for dinner.

Today I am doing the most lengthy, lingering and foul-smelling farts that any man has ever done.

Fortunately, they are totally silent and extremely regular.

I went to the gym and deposited little gaseous "presents" here and there before swiftly moving off in stealth mode.

I watched a few people turn all the colours of the rainbow upon entering the danger zone ...

 

[Deleted member 1258]

To much information

 

[Cubist]

Yesterday, I had a huge curry for dinner.

Today I am doing the most lengthy, lingering and foul-smelling farts that any man has ever done.

Fortunately, they are totally silent and extremely regular.

I went to the gym and deposited little gaseous "presents" here and there before swiftly moving off in stealth mode.

I watched a few people turn all the colours of the rainbow upon entering the danger zone ...

Think we need a way to measure and prove this. Wonder if Jimbolee has a formula, or standard of measurement to hand?

 

[marinyork]

Think we need a way to measure and prove this. Wonder if Jimbolee has a formula, or standard of measurement to hand?

I think you mean comedy standard and that's certainly his forte.

 

[addictfreak]

Yesterday, I had a huge curry for dinner.

Today I am doing the most lengthy, lingering and foul-smelling farts that any man has ever done.

Fortunately, they are totally silent and extremely regular.

I went to the gym and deposited little gaseous "presents" here and there before swiftly moving off in stealth mode.

I watched a few people turn all the colours of the rainbow upon entering the danger zone ...

A man after my own heart