I love my bike too, but not like this...

[Custom24]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm

They've put a picture of a bicycle in the article, which is helpful. It's not clear if this is THE bike, but I guess if not, it's still helpful for those people who have a limited imagination.

 

[fossyant]

Its from 2007.......

 

[Custom24]

Its from 2007.......

Oops.

It was in the top 10 story list. I didn't notice the date.

Anyway, I guess what you're saying is in 2014, that kind of love is no longer taboo?

 

[Vapin' Joe]

The bike's been arrested by detectives on Operation Yewtree.

 

[Over The Hill]

Seems a bit odd that he could be nicked when he was in his own bedroom. Perhaps different if he was in the street but really what he wants to do in his own home should be down to him.

 

[redcard]

That's bonkers. He was basically arrested for masturbating in his bedroom.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

It's because he pleaded guilty.

A particularly dim and nasty cop that charged him in the first place though.

 

[Accy cyclist]

If the bike looked like the one in the report then If it looked like this http://www.jejamescycles.co.uk/bianchi-oltre-xr2-ultegra-di2-compact-road-bike-id79986.html then !

 

[Pale Rider]

I bet he dreams of a threesome with a tandem.

 

[SteCenturion]

Caught...


CRANKING one out.

 

[SteCenturion]

Bike dressed up in sexy GEAR ?

 

[SteCenturion]

Naff Dad jokes done...





Sorry.

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Playing with his... down tube... or is that his stem?

 

[Vapin' Joe]

He definately bonked.

 

[jefmcg]

That's bonkers. He was basically arrested for masturbating in his bedroom.

It's a hostel with cleaners, they knocked and he didn't answer. I assume he knew they'd let themselves in with keys, so he was putting on a show for them. Cleaning a hostel has to be miserable enough without being exposed to amateur sex shows.