I may be "known" to the Police

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Did she say "Hi, I'm PC 69, and I'd like to take down your particulars" ... or was that a dream I had...

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Dream definitely.

Ah - I'm beginning to get the hang of this Being an innocent I thought she was offering me some Tea (PC 99)

I should say that there were several "colleagues" there as well. Also in PSUK lycra as well as MPCC colours (that'll be the Metropolitan ones). But I didn't speak to them. Well they WERE blokes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I once walked into a restaurant in Leigh on Sea, walked up to the bar and said "Hello, I've booked a table for four under the name of XXXX". The owner looked up and said " You can get out mate, we had enough trouble with you last week". To say I was perplexed and just a little angry at having to stand there and remonstrate with the owner about a troublesome doppelganger is an understatement. Really ruined my evening. I had to show him my ID and evidence of my professional qualification just to get served.

Nah - he was worried you were Australian..........