I met a dutch girl in the pub on Friday night

[Greedo]

She was really nice and looking for work up here. Potential to maybe doing something for us.


The only thing was though she had on these really bizarre inflatable shoes.




Anyway thought about it over the weekend and called her this morning only to be told she'd popped her clogs!




Now for once my coat will remain on the coatstand

 

[hackbike 666]

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I'm reporting this post to the mods. You'll get banned for this, you heartless bast*rd!!!

 

[Jane Smart]

 

[TheDoctor]

You've let yourself down, Greedo!!!!

[gets coat]

 

[Panter]

That left me a little deflated too



(Is that my coat under yours, Doc? )

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Is this sexist??

 

[thelurker]

clogging up the threads with rubbish jokes...

 

[TheDoctor]

It's good to give them an airing, especially if you're under pressure.

 

[thelurker]

did her family go dutch on the funeral?

 

[amnesia]

PMSL - funniest joke for a while... I won't be able to remember it tomorrow though

 

[postman]

Like the balloon boy joke .

Not only did he let himself down but his school and his parents aswell.

 

[arranandy]

FFS - that has just topped off a bad Monday for me I thought it was going to be a racey tale about a free-spirited Dutch girl that you had met. I was sadly disappointed

 

[Muddyfox]

LMAO ... cheered me up no end

Simon

 

[Speck]

She wasn't wearing a cap was she?