I nearly got wiped out in Accrington yesterday by a VW Golf GTI, driven by what looked like someone off his head escaping the armed police!

[Mad Doug Biker]

Crime And Accyment

 

[Accy cyclist]

I went to see if I could find a report and tried the Lancashire Telegraph
The front page had a big picture of a Lancaster bomber

Like you, I can't find any media reports about it, apart from my Facebook link, but I have made top of the bill on Google!

https://www.google.com/search?q=arm...ccrington&rlz=1CAEAQE_enGB946&oq=ar&aqs=chrom

 

[craigwend]

An artists impression of the bounder...

 

[Accy cyclist]

Is your shower still leaking?

No.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

This is why you should never take up golf

 

[postman]

NCIS Accrington.Nah don't think so,does not have the ring too it.

 

[Drago]

Has the Chief Constable been round to apologise yet, Accy?

 

[Rocky]

Has the Chief Constable been round to apologise yet, Accy?

Yeah, he arrived in his VW Golf GTI looking slightly the worse for wear

 

[Drago]

Yeah, he arrived in his VW Golf GTI looking slightly the worse for wear

Post of the day!

 

[stephec]

He'd have to be off his head if he wanted to drive round Accrington. 😂

 

[Drago]

He'd have to be off his head if he wanted to drive round Accrington. 😂

Indeed. It's a dangerous place. The odds of a well dressed fellow giving him a tongue lashing and then going at him with a sword-stick are high.

 

[Pinno718]

Accy Five-0

 

[Pinno718]

Inspector Montelaccro

 

[Pinno718]

Accy St. Blues

 

[Drago]

Judge John Accy.

Accyside.

Roboaccy.