I need a witty response

[Campfire]

Yes Captain Suave, I will look into it, but only using an Endoscope while wearing rudder gloves.

RUDDER gloves? To protect the rudder?

 

[abchandler]

Hmm Captain...

I think you'll find it was me that asked you to look into this...

Sweety xx

 

[Downward]

HI captain Sauave,

did Sweety look into this?

Yours

Downward.

### To extract as much humiliation as possible painlessly you must acknowlege the cringe but in a friendly way

I will reply with this one

 

[Paulus]

Let us know of any future correspondence.

 

[Downward]

Reply !

I have learnt a valuable lesson of not to entrust a colleague to send a quick e-mail on my behalf.
I don’t know if sweety has looked into this but I will certainly be finding out if captain Swish has chased this up
Although he may find himself demoted to lieutenant.

 

[magnatom]

 

[vernon]

Reply !

I have learnt a valuable lesson of not to entrust a colleague to send a quick e-mail on my behalf.
I don’t know if sweety has looked into this but I will certainly be finding out if captain Swish has chased this up
Although he may find himself demoted to lieutenant.

hahahaha

I pulled a similar stroke when my line manager asked me to respond to a colleague aka 'misery guts' I embelished the closing remarks with a pledge of faithfulness, affection and lots of sloppy kisses and had to hug myself as I saw him return to the terminal, press the send button then read the email as it was being despatched then the look of horror and fear on his face as the potential enormity of the fall out registered.

He still counts me a close friend but I'm waiting for the counter-strike....