I need a...

[ScotiaLass]

...massage!
That is all

 

[Aperitif]

Ask people to put their hands up then!

 

[ScotiaLass]

Ask people to put their hands up then!

Up where??? Ohhh.....

 

[ScotiaLass]

Martin! Behave!

Leave him alone!

 

[Archie_tect]

[You might want him to, er, wash them first.....]

 

[Aperitif]

Not guilty! I have just got in from work and merely suggested a simple elective principle. I certainly wouldn't want to rub anyone up the wrong way.
(Where's threehandsmcginty when you need him?)

 

[ScotiaLass]

Don't know why I feel so tight and tired today, feel like I've gone 10 rounds with <insert boxer's name of your choice here>
And did I mention my butt hurts?

 

[Archie_tect]

Not guilty! I have just got in from work and merely suggested a simple elective principle. I certainly wouldn't want to rub anyone up the wrong way.
(Where's threehandsmcginty when you need him?)

It's Fnaar you should be worried about.

 

[Puddles]

It's Fnaar you should be worried about.

+ 1

 

[stephec]

As luck would have it I'm going on a one day massage course quite soon.

No use to you now I know, but in the future........

 

[The Jogger]

...massage!
That is all

Bet that's a relief

 

[welsh dragon]

Im not going to mention bums, because certain people think I am obsessed with them, bums that is.

 

[Aperitif]

Im not going to mention bums, because certain people think I am obsessed with them, bums that is.

Did you say that sheepishly...or otherwise?

 

[welsh dragon]

I said it very very unsheepishly...

 

[cyberknight]

Trust me, he can look after himself

Thats just rude