I need help buying a birthday present

[rich p]

You bought a recently single 28 year old a mug with chocolates in it? Whats wrong with a masturbation aid?

Brilliant, Wiggsie, straight to the nub of the matter!

 

[Wigsie]

Sorry, been offline last week, keep the cup and get him a pocket p*ssy. Should RRP at 19.99 at most good sex shops!

 

[Jane Smart]

Sorry, been offline last week, keep the cup and get him a pocket p*ssy. Should RRP at 19.99 at most good sex shops!

Could you link me yours please, so I know exactly what I am looking for?

 

[Speicher]

Wigsie, that is a very silly suggestion, he has already got two pussies!

 

[rich p]

Wigsie, that is a very silly suggestion, he has already got two pussies!

OOH, Mrs Slocombe

 

[Sittingduck]

Bottle of booze. If he's a teetotaler, I'd go with aftershave.

 

[Speicher]

Bottle of booze. If he's a teetotaler, I'd go with aftershave.

Who says you have been invited? (to the party)

 

[Sittingduck]

Going to a Birthday bash this afternoon actually... surprise, surprise, I'm taking a bottle for the Birthday Boy (my Uncle, who's 60th it is)!

 

[Speicher]

Joking apart, yes a bottle of something drinkable is a very good idea. I often get given bottles of alcofrolic liquid. Two bottles of Russian champagne by someone who visits there often. Verrry snice! White sparkling wine - excellent.

Green and Blacks chocs are also very excellent.

 

[Hilldodger]

Well I have just been to Dobbies and bought him a lovely mug ( extra large one ) and filled it with bars of Green and Black's chocolate.

Hope that was not too girly but I was really struggling

Thanks for your advice everyone much appreciated

You are a lovely lot you know

Jane, just for your info, my birthday is July 1st

 

[scots_lass]

I would have bought him a kite. No boy or girl is too grown up not to enjoy flying a kite!

 

[Jane Smart]

I would have bought him a kite. No boy or girl is too grown up not to enjoy flying a kite!

Do you know, I have bought kites for adults in the past but don't have one myself .. .. ..

yet.. .. ..

 

[Jane Smart]

haha that .. ..

yet.. .. ..

in my last post sounded like a hint

it wasn't

 

[Joe24]

Do you know, I have bought kites for adults in the past but don't have one myself .. .. ..

yet.. .. ..

Jane, get a wacking big stunt one.
They are great fun.

 

[Hover Fly]

For someone I don't know that well.

Male 28 years old today.. .. ..

Help please.

Probably around £20

I need help buying a birthday present too.
About £100 should do it.
Cheques only please, payable to...
Mr. H. Fly