I saw John Prescott today

[Melvil]

...and it was slightly surreal. I was in the queue at WH Smiths and there was a man who looked very much like him about 4 in front of me. When I got to the counter I said to the assistant 'hey, that was John Prescott' and he said 'who's John Prescott?' Oh you've got to laugh.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tony Bell's had him.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

and he said 'who's John Prescott?'

The jammy sod!

 

[Mr Pig]

I saw NATO secretary general George Robertson at a petrol station in Dunblane. Weird isn't it, almost as if they were normal people ;0)

 

[gavintc]

It seems that he was en-route to Central Station in Glagow.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7653579.stm

 

[Melvil]

It was at Glasgow central, Gavin, so...aye!

 

[Vapin' Joe]

You should have thrown an egg at him, see if he's mellowed.

 

[Melvil]

Didn't see the SNP bovver-boys, though! Must have been after I left.

 

[Melvil]

You should have thrown an egg at him, see if he's mellowed.

I was totally watching out for the two-jabs!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

"Bring me Solo and the Wookie."

 

[Aperitif]

I was totally watching out for the two-jabs!

 

[Melvil]

"Bring me Solo and the Wookie."

 

[Globalti]

I saw Michael Aspel in WH Smiths at Heathrow. He looked at me as if he was waiting for me to say hello so I just stared through him.

Oh and I saw Brillo Pad Andrew Neil on a plane.

 

[Speicher]

Someone once asked me if I had seen Alistair McGowan. Yes, I replied, I had, I was stood next to him at the station earlier in the week.

No, they said, have you seen Alistair McGowan? Yes, I said, and gave them the same answer.

This was repeated twice more without the person nincompoop, realising what I was trying to say.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I told Fraser Hines (Emmerdale actor from the 80's) to f*ck off at a barn dance once, I was trying to get my hand up a girl's mohair jumper and he was taking the p*ss on the MC's mike.