I was sat in my car in Sainsburys car park, window open, (semi reluctantly) playing I spy with two grandkids.
'Green, grass' getting more desperate now...'ghost, grasshopper, giraffe'
A young woman and her child walked up to her car next door, heard me, laughed and said...
'Oh God, you as well'
A few words passed and off she went. It's a curse (I spy)