I think I have super powers

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slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
The OP's story reminded me of the old joke.....

"How many men does it take to change a roll of loo paper?"...…..


















…."Nobody knows, it's never been attempted."
 

Sharky

Guru
Location
Kent
I am sure you and your OH have many many super powers, needed and used every day.
- mind reading
- ability to go without sleep
- endless patience
and many more.

Difficult times for us all - keep safe and well
 

HMS_Dave

Grand Old Lady
My missus has a superpower. She has the ability to mind read to finish my sentences and have me forget what the hell i was talking about in the first place!
 
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Easytigers

Easytigers

Guru
Are you a woman and live in a house full of men? :whistle:
Nope! Dad in a house with wife and two kids. Joked about this the wife earlier and she said it’s because they are ‘blue’ jobs and she does the ‘pink’ ones. I asked to clarify and she said ‘everything’ is on the blue list however, the pink list is shorter!
 

steveindenmark

Legendary Member
My super vision kicked in. I spotted Jannie using the washing up brush and excused myself from touching it for 3 days.

The following day a new washing up brush appeared 😁
 

mustang1

Guru
Location
London, UK
I have been blessed with the superpowers of the invisible man. It doesn't matter how much work I do or don't do, it doesn't get noticed.

I have also found a weakness in my superpowers and it seems to be affected my my computer. When I am doing some actual work for which I get paid, it seems my invisibility disappears and then I become a lazy sod who's not doing anything useful. :smile:
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Mr WD's superpower is having selective memory.
 
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