I think I might be....

[Gerry Attrick]

pregnant

For a couple of days now I've had an irrational craving for celery! I bought a head this morning and I've very nearly scoffed it.

What am I going to tell Mrs A? Will I be cast out of my village or tied to the village pump and used for target practice by any casual passing rotten egg carrier?

Oh woe is me

 

[snapper_37]

I bought a head this morning and I've very nearly scoffed it.

Oh dear ......

Hope it was a shrunken one.

 

[Jane Smart]

If you are covering it with anything unusual like jam or icecream then you can start worrying

 

[Aperitif]

But you have just retired Gerry...it is natural to have a craving for a celery instead of the pension.

 

[tdr1nka]

I can't eat celery, I'm celariac!