I think I'm getting old

[Venod]

I've traded in the Audi flying machine for a Skoda

 

[SpokeyDokey]

I've traded in the Audi flying machine for a Skoda

Nothing wrong with that - we've gone from very fast German autobahn stormers to a little German thing with a 1 litre engine.

Absolute bliss - cheap to buy, costs bugger all to run yet still has sat nav, air con and hot seats. Marvellous, and we don't miss its fuel guzzling predecessors at all.

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

I now view the Queen's speech as a highlight of Christmas Day, in my younger days I used to go out of my way to avoid it.