I think I'm in trouble

[vernon]

I think that he's dead.

There's been no further communication.

 

[Aperitif]

We'll watch the news on Chanel 5 later then...

 

[Andy_R]

I'm just back from doing a bit of site work.

Trouble is it was in a fragrance factory and I stink of the stuff.
The wife will be home in a minute so how do I talk my way out of this.


Paul G

liberal spray of GT85 all over

 

[cardiac case]

Pssst, I think I'm in the clear.

The next stage of my work is to make a fragrance container manipulation device.


Anyway, when she got home all she could say was, "What's that 45 gallon drum doing on the back lawn?"

I told her straight, "Most women have to be satisfied with a tiny glass bottle."


Paul G