I think I've seen a work collegue....

[walker]

some assumptions there methinks btfb....


My recommendation is to make very, very, very subtle jokes/comments that only that colleague in particular will get, just to let them know you've seen it but are ok with it but that no-one else will know.

I don't think she gets English Humour being from Poland (I think) so might not go down as well as planned, I'm just going to leave it, I have no intrest if she is or she isn't just its this week's claim to fame

 

[walker]

Such as, "If you sleep with me tonight, I won't tell the boss that you're in "Gangbang Monthly."

PMSL

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

so might not go down as well as planned,

Did it look ok in the photo though?

 

[Fnaar]

I don't think she gets English Humour being from Poland

Ask if you can invade her territory. In return, she can tweak your plumbing.
(coat on, out the door)...

 

[Big Bren]

I saw a friends wife in the 'Readers Wives' section of a low rent jazz mag some years ago; it was horrific. One of the pictures was taken at a place we used to play as kids, forever sullying that particular memory of more innocent times.

He still doesn't know I know - I never saw any value in bringing it up, other than as a pisstake, and that seemed a bridge too far.

Bren

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I saw a friends wife in the 'Readers Wives' section of a low rent jazz mag some years ago; it was horrific.

Why? How much was the magazine?

 

[Kirstie]

My old office mate (female) used to do research into psychological reactions to porn mags, and had a filing cabinet full of the whole range of heterosexual porn - from the really cheap stuff to the er... less cheap.

Anyway, apart from the fact that her filing cabinet kept being tampered with by the male members of the department, we always used to laugh at the readers wives sections... randy old blokes pursuading their partners into the most undignified of poses in the most implausible of settings....

'now then love, just kneel on the garden wall in nothing but a suspender belt...work that camera' etc etc

Well funny and about as titilating as margaret thatcher on a cold day.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

My old office mate (female) used to do research into psychological reactions to porn mags, and had a filing cabinet full of the whole range of heterosexual porn - from the really cheap stuff to the er... less cheap.

Anyway, apart from the fact that her filing cabinet kept being tampered with by the male members of the department, we always used to laugh at the readers wives sections... randy old blokes pursuading their partners into the most undignified of poses in the most implausible of settings....

'now then love, just kneel on the garden wall in nothing but a suspender belt...work that camera' etc etc

Well funny and about as titilating as margaret thatcher on a cold day.

The question is, why do the women do it? It's not as if they're professionals getting paid for it?

 

[Kirstie]

I don't know. One wonders how many know that their partner, or whoever took the picture, sent it to a magazine.

There are people around who are pure exhibitionists though but most of them probably run their own websites now...

 

[Big Bren]

If I recall correctly, the princely sum of £50 was on offer for grot-shot's of the bread-knife.

The ones I was sujected to were spectacularly awful - Kirstie's description above leads me to believe she may have seen the same mag.

Bren

 

[Kirstie]

Razzle is the publication in question - cheap and nasty in every sense...

 

[Fnaar]

Graham Greene wrote a brill story called "The Blue Film" (set in Thailand I think, with ever-so-British protagonists). The bloke had been in a low-rent blue film in his youth, and then his wife (feeling her life is passing her by) eggs him on into taking her to see a blue film. Lo and behold, it's him up there on the screen waving his todger about. It makes him feel sad.

 

[stephec]

This reminds me of the time I was on a job at a contract packing company in Nelson. They had just had an influx of Polish staff and whilst I was waiting to finish my job the head maintenance man pointed out a young girl to me.

"See the little cute one with the brown hair?" he said, "one of the apprentices is going out with her." He then continued, "someone saw her in a nuts/loaded magazine, nothing too bad, just underwear type pictures." The magazine obviously found it's way into work. Apparently the lad was peed off most by the fact that even he hadn't got to see this much in the flesh yet.

That night she took him home and showed him her protfolio(no that's not a euphemism) which was full of similar material.

Anyway this girl in question, was she in readers wives, or there in a more professional capacity?

 

[buggi]

I don't think she gets English Humour being from Poland (I think) so might not go down as well as planned, I'm just going to leave it, I have no intrest if she is or she isn't just its this week's claim to fame

That's a bit worrying! Poland? makes me think she might have been forced to do it!

 

[gbb]

This can get real wierd..
Place i used to work, a receptionist there had a daughter who posed in the Sunday Sport. Topless of course...with a towel draped round her waist..
Now she was slim, pert... used to wear high boots...

The thing was...she came out a bit boyish when you saw her topless in the paper ...almost a shame really...well almost