i think this is quite funny...

so do I.

 

That guy's got enough action to wear out a squad of, erm, squaddies - he's also a pretty fair dancer so good on 'im.

 

Anyone know how to safely remove the biro I hammered into my ear when James Blunt came on?

I'm currently using lager as pain relief, but might need something stronger soon.

 

The wacko jacko section is hilarious.