I want to play a game...(One for the procrastinators)

[MontyVeda]

can i just cut to the chase and put...

William Shatner

I'll leave the rest to your imagination

 

[ThinAir]

Norman is hungry.

Norman has a recipe he wants to make.

Norman goes to the kitchen.

Norman Cook.


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[colly]

Mary has poor eyesight.

She refuses to give up driving her car.

She knocked over a cyclist.

Mary said Smidsy.


Edit: OK I know it's crap.

 

[Luddite Joe]

Stanley wants to build a wall

Stanley goes to the builders merchants

There are many people waiting to be served

Stanley Kubrick

 

[ayceejay]

Elvis is dyslexic
Elvis likes hrebs
Elvis likes to gradne
Not dead that Evlis Parsley

 

[ufkacbln]

Emma doesn't drive very well
Emma drives too fast
Emma is a dangerous driver

But that is just the Emma Way



(OK Infamous rather than famous)

 

[ufkacbln]

He wasn't sure if it was Matt
She wasn't sure that it was Matt
So they asked someone else if it was Matt

They said it was definitely Matt, Alwright?

 

[Luddite Joe]

Judy used to have a gorgeous figure
Judy put on alot of weight
Judy took up cycling
Judy Finnigan

 

[Poacher]

Matthew riding along at 20mph.

BMW pulls alongside: "Get on the cycling track that my taxes have paid for!!!!"

"I prefer to ride on the road at this speed."

"You're breaking the law!"

"No I'm not - get a copy of the Highway Code and ask a responsible adult to read and explain it to you."

Matthew Wright.

 

[Speicher]

Jenson gets dressed in the morning.
Jenson finds his favourite shirt.
Jenson puts on his shirt.

Jenson Button

 

[Beeankey]

Lucy was on a night out with Mick, Ronnie, Charlie and Keith.
She was feeling a bit light headed but decided to persevere.
As the night wore on her condition grew worse and she collapsed.
It turns out she was diabetic and the bouncers ran over.
Neither Keith, Ronnie or Charlie would inject her with insulin and Mick was in the toilet.
The bouncer then asked. When he comes back from the toilet. Would Mick Jagger?

 

[Luddite Joe]

Robin is a delivery driver
Robin is always in a hurry
Percy is an unlucky cyclist

Robin van Persie

 

[ThinAir]

Michael enters a race.

Michael is fast.

Michael overtakes everyone.

Michael Winner.


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[ThinAir]

Brad is a racing driver.

Brad is in the lead.

Brand gets a puncture.

Brad Pitt.

 

[palinurus]

Denzel starts a job at the launderers

A truck shows up piled high with dirty stuff

Denzel Washington.