I want to play a game...(One for the procrastinators)

[palinurus]

Oprah goes to the fair

Gets hat trick on ring the duck game

Oprah Winfrey

 

[ThinAir]

Alastair is hungry.

Alastair goes to the kitchen.

Alastair decides to have a boiled egg.

Alastair Cook.

 

[Beeankey]

Heather wanted a career change

She bought a ton of grain she wanted to turn into flour

Now Heather Mills

 

[palinurus]

Johnny needs some speed

Finds cheque behind sofa

Johnny Cash

 

[Luddite Joe]

Lynn starts work as a tree surgeon
All the chainsaws are broken
Lynn Faulds Wood

 

[palinurus]

George needs a drink

Finds nothing behind sofa

George Jones

 

[palinurus]

Ernest tries on a long dress

But trips and falls downstairs

Ernest Hemingway

 

[palinurus]

Nick's chasing a dragon

Dragon runs down hole

Nick Cave

 

[palinurus]

Lance has a habit

His mum says he'll go blind

Lance Armstrong

 

[Beeankey]

Kate leased a flat but the landlord changed their mind and gave the flat to someone else

Kate was raging and took the landlord to court as she signed a lease first.

The judge ruled in her favour

Kate Winslet

 

[Beebo]

Keanu walks into a bar
Keanu orders a pint
Keanu finishes his drink
Keaune walks out of the bar
Keanu Reeves

 

[Beebo]

Reese is hungry
Reese buys a yoghurt
Reese asks how to eat her yoghurt
Reese Witherspoon

 

[Luddite Joe]

Chris and Kate are going on holiday
Kate orders Chris to sort out the suitcases, but soon regrets being so bossy
Chris Packham and Kate Humble

 

[ThinAir]

Axl puts his boat in the water

Axl gets in

Axl picks up the oars

Axl Rose



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[ThinAir]

Charlie goes out.

Charlie realises its very cold.

Charlie puts on his coat.

Charlie Parker.


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