I want to play a game...(One for the procrastinators)

[palinurus]

Lou has been doing Tai Chi

Lou is happy

What's this? bad review in New York Times?

Lou Reed ...

 

[ThinAir]

Terry is sad.

Terry needs cheering up.

Terry watches a comedy film.

Terry Wogan.

 

[Luddite Joe]

Michael hated getting wet on his bike

Michael decided to wear a long raincoat

Michael went flying over the handlebars

Michael Macintyre

 

[Beebo]

Gary was riding his bike
Gary slipped off the saddle
Gary didnt squash his balls on the top tube
Gary Barlow

 

[Beebo]

I've thought of one which ends with the name, David Dickinson, but as this is a family forum I will not post it!!

 

[Beebo]

Tim keeps ducks and chickens
Tim prefers the chickens to the ducks
Tim Henmann

 

[Luddite Joe]

Dave turns over the soil

Richard adds the compost

Nick plants the seeds

Roger Waters

 

[ThinAir]

I've thought of one which ends with the name, David Dickinson, but as this is a family forum I will not post it!!

I thought of the same one....

 

[ThinAir]

Ed has a sheep.

Ed wants a new jumper.

Eds sheep is very furry.

Ed Sheeran.

 

[ThinAir]

Britney is a cave-girl.

Britney is hungry.

Britney sees a mammoth.

Britney Spears.

 

[Luddite Joe]

Fabrice is learning how to impersonate farm animals

Fabrice has mastered two noises so far

Fabrice Muamba

 

[Mile195]

I have one for Honor Blackman, but I'm not sure if it's too crude and/or racist.... I'll leave it there...

 

[ThinAir]

Stewie is playing make believe.

Stewie wants to fly.

Stewie makes a wish.

Stewie Griffin.


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[Luddite Joe]

Paul turns on the oven to cook his dinner

Paul realises there is no money in the meter

Paul finds 50p down the back of the sofa

Paul Gascoigne

 

[ThinAir]

Hey has a lot of sheep.

Harry needs somewhere to keep them.

Harry builds a structure.

Harry Ramsden.