I want to play a game...(One for the procrastinators)

[Poacher]

Tim suspected he was schizophrenic.

During his first session with a psychiatrist, he realised it was even more complicated.

Tim Mcinerney.

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Graham collects classic motorbikes

Graham wants to go for a ride

Graham can't decide which one to use

Graham Norton

 

[Markymark]

Madonna sits around doing nothing.

Madonna.

 

[donnydave]

Geoff is looking for a change in career
He wants to provide clothing to superheroes
He opens a shop called
Geoff Capes

 

[donnydave]

Dolly is a lady of negotiable affection
Give her some money and
Dolly Parton (legs)

 

[donnydave]

Robert is skint
Roberts friend, Abe, has plenty of cash
Robert Mugabe

 

[Luddite Joe]

Clarissa has just woken up from her sex-change operation

She asks the surgeon if everything went to plan

Clarissa is reassured

Clarissa Dickson-Wright

 

[ThinAir]

Charlie has a dirty car.

Charlie cleans his car.

Charlie waxes his car thoroughly.

Charlie Sheen.

 

[ThinAir]

Bill has a new house.

Bill has a large drive,

Bill wants it secure.

Bill Gates.