I went into a garden centre today

[Greedo]

and bought a Christmas Tree.




The assistant asked "Will you be putting that up yourself?"




I replied "No you sick b*stard I will be putting it in my living room"

 

[TheDoctor]

Ba-dum Tshhh!!

 

[postman]

Thats made me laugh.Brilliant.Better than Ken Dodds joke to the in land revenue.Don't pay cos i live on the coast line.

 

[Crankarm]

It's the way you tell them Greedo.............. .

 

[BigonaBianchi]

love garden centres

 

[badkitty]

and bought a Christmas Tree.




The assistant asked "Will you be putting that up yourself?"




I replied "No you sick b*stard I will be putting it in my living room"

Really did laugh out loud..Thanks Greedo..

 

[Fnaar]

 

[alecstilleyedye]

i always refer to mfi/ikea stuff as 'suppository furniture' for the same comedic reasons…