I went to the doctors today....

[rich p]

....and he said that I should stop polishing lamps as I have a...

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.....genealogy.

Apparently it runs in the family

 

[graham56]

Noses run in our family.

 

[adscrim]

Hereditary diarrhoea?

Runs in the family - don't know whether I actually have it but it's definitely in my jeans.

 

[Slim]

That was a really crap joke.

Keep it up.

 

[Aperitif]

+1
Well, bless my soul!

 

[Archie_tect]

Paragliders have running soars...

 

[Archie_tect]

My dad told me his doctor prescribes suppositories but for all the good they've done he may as well have stuck them up his bottom.

 

[Trumpettom001]

Isn't that what you are supposed to do with them??

 

[Archie_tect]

Isn't that what you are supposed to do with them??

Very good.... Spades are trumps?

 

[Slim]

Innuendo ....

The Italian suppository of choice.

 

[Keith Oates]

- That's a new one to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Archie_tect]

I went to the doctors today....... which is funny cos I'm not ill.