I woke up last night and found Gloria Gaynor's ghost at the foot of the bed....

[Slim]

First I was afraid, I was petrified..........

 

[Proto]

Get over it, you'll survive.

 

[Slim]

Get over it, you'll survive.

 

[Slim]

I saw this fat girl walking down the street earlier with "I love hip hop" on her T-shirt. I guess the c and s must have fallen off.

 

[TVC]

This girl at work was telling me how there was a knock at the door on Saturday night. She opened it and there was a policeman with a photo of her husband. "Do you know this man?" he asked, "Yes it's my husband", "Well I'm afraid it looks like he's been hit by a bus".

"I know" she replied "But he has a lovely personality"

 

[Rouge Penguin]

Showing my age here and my choice in television.......

I woke up from a terrible D:ream last night and thought, things can only get better......