I wonder if I could make a silk purse outta this?

[rich p]

 

[dan_bo]

Might wanna clean it first. Dirty bugger.

 

[Crackle]

The dog loves them, dried out first please.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Treat it to a nice Southern style rub y'all then deep fry it and serve it up with a nice BBQ sauce [Tom Kerridge has a good recipe in 'Proper Pub Food']. They have these on the menu at the place where I'm going for a trial tomorrow

 

[Bollo]

The chap in the background looks like he's just about to attempt the kiss of life. Might be a bit late for that.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

at the place where I'm going for a trial tomorrow

What have you done now?

 

[Aperitif]

Do pigs get ear wax, Rich? (or do they just let the hair grow etc...yeh yeh - a proper answer please. )
How is @theclaud these days anyway..'in the pink'?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Telling porkies

BA DUM TISH!!

 

[Aperitif]

The chap in the background looks like he's just about to attempt the kiss of life. Might be a bit late for that.

I've seen rasher things done at moments like that...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've seen rasher things done at moments like that...

If he doesn't watch out, he'll be needing some oinkment!


Taxi for MDB please!

 

[Globalti]

You people just TROTT out the same old jokes.

 

[Fnaar]

1) Imagine you are Jamaican*
2) Say 'beer can'

(*or maybe you already are)

 

[Bollo]

Waaaait a minute. We're on post #13 and no one has thought to ask why rich has posted a picture of a pig's head?!

 

[Fnaar]

If you've had a quick butcher's at the picture, you may wonder why has @rich p posted a picture of a pig's head?

 

[Maverick Goose]

What have you done now?

Just sent them my cv...