I'd start a thread about phones...

[Crackle]

I've just been told that some phones suffer condensation if the screen is next to you, but not if screen is outwards. Never suffered it myself. Nor has my phone.

I'll try it the other way around and see.

 

[awomaninsane]

You're obviously just too hot.

 

[Crackle]

You're obviously just too hot.

Scorching, obviously*

*parts of that sentence may not be accurate.

 

[ufkacbln]

This thread reminds me of that Tv show where they had enormous 4 foot long phones and the person holding it was shouting into it in the middle of a shopping precinct.

Trigger Happy TV

 

[welsh dragon]

That's the one