ideal female christmas present

[biggs682]

who else thinks these are good idea for 1 of there female friends

 

[midliferider]

Assume you don't intend to be friend in the new year

 

[tyred]

Personally, I always feel you can't go too far wrong with a new ironing board.

 

[welsh dragon]

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Get your wife to pick a suitable present!

 

[Linford]

Get your wife to pick a suitable present!

My old foreman bought his wife a Jetwash for Christmas one year

 

[Maverick Goose]

Chocolate? [gluten free and diabetic versions available]..

 

[Linford]

Chocolate? [gluten free and diabetic versions available]..

Diabetic chocolate isn't that nice, and can give you the squits.
Better to give a very nice quality (smaller) bar of chocolate.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Montezuma is also pure magic!

 

[Herbie]

who else thinks these are good idea for 1 of there female friends

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theres no fun in suppressing flatulence....where ever you be let the wind go free I say

 

[vernon]

who else thinks these are good idea for 1 of there female friends
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I think that they are a brilliant idea for my wife.

When she 'cuts the cheese' I'd like to put two postcodes between us.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Hah bumbug! I thought this thread would be about the the ideal female Santa might bring.

 

[ColinJ]

I thought that must be a joke but I've just had a look at MyShreddies.com and it appears to be real!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I thought that must be a joke but I've just had a look at MyShreddies.com and it appears to be real!

A step too far....t.

 

[vernon]

I thought that must be a joke but I've just had a look at MyShreddies.com and it appears to be real!

It is.

I've made a purchase.

I might not live to see Boxing Day.......