Ideas for an anti cyclist's 60th birthday present

[Accy cyclist]

I'm off to a birthday celebration in the local pub tomorrow night. The bloke is a bit of a friend i know from a group of fellow real ale drinkers,we don't have much in common though as he thinks and talks about his works pension a lot and he dislikes "non tax paying, highway code ignoring" cyclists! Any ideas for a card an ideal present for him?

 

[buggi]

tax disc holder?

 

[classic33]

tax disc holder?

Duty disc holder!

 

[classic33]

An afternoon at a velodrome taster session.

What about the micro scalextric velodrome set.

 

[ComedyPilot]

A magnifying glass to help him with toilet visits.

 

[vernon]

 

[Dave 123]

A medical and some blood pressure tablets.

 

[Brandane]

He's a real ale drinker. Some pipe cleaners, a razor, and patches for the elbows of his 30 year old jumper.

 

[kevin_cambs_uk]

Lycra underwear and cycling socks

 

[mickle]

A wedgy.

 

[winjim]

How about a good book?

http://www.cch.co.uk/croner/jsp/CronerZoneChannel.do?channelId=-555654&BV_UseBVCookie=yes

 

[Simmer]

What about the micro scalextric velodrome set.

You can get those (rushes off to google)

 

[asterix]

tax duty disc holder?

Yes, especially as the disc is about to become history!

He's a real ale drinker. Some pipe cleaners, a razor, and patches for the elbows of his 30 year old jumper.

Do CAMRA members use razors?

A magnifying glass to help him with toilet visits.

..or a periscope?

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Get him a bicycle, just say it's so he can do the occasional weekend ride . Before he realises what a slippery slope he's on, it will be way, way too late!

 

[snorri]

A pair of reflective trouser clips for £3.14.

Ice Toolz Plastic Trouser Clip with Scotchlite Strip