Ideas to Improve Sport

[lazybloke]

Isnt there a version they play on cruise ships?

Only during rough seas

 

[Dogtrousers]

Penalty shootouts in football to be replaced by a Subbuteo game. If that results in a draw then blow football to be used.

Anyone remember blow football? It was rubbish. But probably better than penalties.

Cricket to be continued during rain or bad light stoppages by means of Owzat dice.

F1 to be replaced entirely by Scalextric.

 

[Drago]

Triathlon - swim in a river past a sewage outlet, cycle on a unicycle whike eating a kebab, run a 20 mile course with a single lavatory at the end. That should guarantee so tremendous final-mile sprinting.

 

[cyberknight]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY8Wo7_wpg4

 

[Dogtrousers]

Triathlon - swim in a river past a sewage outlet, cycle on a unicycle whike eating a kebab, run a 20 mile course with a single lavatory at the end. That should guarantee so tremendous final-mile sprinting.

Other countries are complaining that British athletes seem to be at an unfair advantage. It's almost as if they are used to swimming through sewage and eating crap.

Experts are baffled

 

[Profpointy]

Tour de France - everyone to ride single speed Pashley Guvnors, no support, no teams individual efforts only, compulsory food stops at proper French Cafes with obligatory glass of Ricard, sabotage allowed - oh wait didn't they do this in 1903

They should reintroduce the rule that the rider must mend his own bike without help. One rider was disqualified after he forged a new part at a blacksmith's. The rule applied even though he did the work himself because the blacksmith had helped by pumping the bellows for him

 

[Drago]

Biathlon - skis to be substituted for frying pans, rifle to be replaced with a super squirter.

 

[Reynard]

Biathlon - skis to be substituted for frying pans, rifle to be replaced with a super squirter.

Naah. Leave the kit as it is, but a glass of gluhwein must be consumed prior to entering the shooting range. Two glasses if it's the shorter sprint event.

 

[DRM]

Boxing- all boxing gloves are to be fitted with a whoopie cushion, judges to award extra points for the funniest sound issued from each punch

 

[Drago]

Here's a sport that is already perfect and that even I could not improve upon.

https://modernfarmer.com/2014/06/inside-world-championship-cow-chip-throwing-contest/

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Triathlon - swim in a river past a sewage outlet,

I remember reading about a professional swimmer who was partaking in a race down the Nile in Cairo (I think).
She became VERY unwell afterwards. 🤣

Here's a sport that is already perfect and that even I could not improve upon.

https://modernfarmer.com/2014/06/inside-world-championship-cow-chip-throwing-contest/

Cowpat Bingo, anyone?