Ideas to Improve Sport

[DRM]

Horse Racing- All racing jockeys & horses to be retired, they will be replaced by the Army's Cavalry Regiments, The Police are to round up all Ne'er do wells on illegal E-Bikes a number of which at each race will be given a 10 second start before the Cavalry charge, Lances & Swords, as well as trampling are not only allowed, but positively encouraged

 

[Drago]

Greyhound racing - the hare to be replaced by Tommy Robinson, the greyhounds to be replaced by hungry Rastas armed with rolling pins.

 

[lazybloke]

I'll quite happily have a crack at that. I used to fish (albeit not competitively), and I'm a dab hand at rattling the old saucepans.

For goodness hake, i'd have thought that would start a run of fish puns.

 

[Reynard]

For goodness hake, i'd have thought that would start a run of fish puns.

Well, there's a thyme and plaice for 'em!

 

[Drago]

Well, there's a thyme and plaice for 'em!

Oh my cod!

 

[Jameshow]

Sport should have their time on the main TV channels in inverse proportion to there popularity. So basically, no football, F1, golf, tennis, boxing, etc. Overall l instead you might see tiddlywinks, competitive ball on string into a cup and kabadd.

Cycling would get about same screen time then?!🤔🤣