If aliens invaded Earth.....

[Globalti]

I had an unpleasant dream this morning; we were in a big house waiting for some guests to arrive. I kept hearing odd rumbling sounds and then through a window I saw one of the girls from our labs at work staring at something on the ground in disgust. I went outside and realised that there was a trail of slime leading to something horrible in a corner, the air was full of white smoke through which I could see dozens of bright lights, some static and some whizzing around. Oddest of all there was a strange smell; it's the first time in my life I can remember a smell in a dream.

I was relieved to wake up but then I lay in bed wondering what would happen if aliens did invade Earth. I reckon that the little green men or huge spacecraft threatening the world is the least likely scenario, more likely it would be a kind of benign invasion by something for which we don't have any natural checks or balances, a species from another planet that discovered we had something it wanted - either a plant or a bacterium or a virus that found ideal breeding conditions in the environment or humans or animals or something that craved something like cellulose, which we have in abundance in wood, or metals or minerals or petroleum. Having seen how voraciously an Asian Longhorn Beetle grub ate the inside of our Chinese-made sofa I can imagine an invasion of insects that colonise Earth and scoff all the wood, which would be the end of us.

Whaddya think?

 

[Angelfishsolo]

You ate far too much cheese last night

I had an unpleasant dream this morning; we were in a big house waiting for some guests to arrive. I kept hearing odd rumbling sounds and then through a window I saw one of the girls from our labs at work staring at something on the ground in disgust. I went outside and realised that there was a trail of slime leading to something horrible in a corner, the air was full of white smoke through which I could see dozens of bright lights, some static and some whizzing around. Oddest of all there was a strange smell; it's the first time in my life I can remember a smell in a dream.

I was relieved to wake up but then I lay in bed wondering what would happen if aliens did invade Earth. I reckon that the little green men or huge spacecraft hovering over the world is the least likely scenario, more likely it would be a species from another planet that discovered we had something it wanted - either a plant or a bacterium or a virus that found ideal breeding conditions in the environment or humans or animals or something that craved something like cellulose, which we have in abundance in wood, or metals or coal or petroleum. Having seen how voraciously an Asian Longhorn Beetle grub ate the inside of our Chinese-made sofa I can imagine an invasion of insects that colonise Earth and scoff all the wood, which would be the end of us.

Whaddya think?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

The one lot of aliens are only after "Smash" instant potato.

They're quite welcome to the lot.

 

[asterix]

Why do you think that aliens haven't invaded the earth?

 

[Night Train]

Why do you think that aliens haven't invaded the earth?

Quick, hide!
We've been rumbled!

 

[numbnuts]

USA – would blast them to hell, and ask question later
England – so you don't have a passport, well that's OK your still entitled to welfare and a council house

 

[darth vadar]

I had a weird dream as well the other night.

I dreamt I was eating some very large marshmallows, and when I woke up all my pillows were missing!!!

Odd eh?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The one lot of aliens are only after "Smash" instant potato.
They're quite welcome to the lot.

I had a dream where one of the Aliens from the Alien Films appeared and started stoating about. We were all kept up to date as to where it was because there was a news crew following it (at a safe distance)

Why do you think that aliens haven't invaded the earth?

Right enough, have you SEEN those Lloyd Webber brothers??

USA – would blast them to hell, and ask question later
England – so you don't have a passport, well that's OK your still entitled to welfare and a council house

I had another dream where Aliens invaded Earth and they asked me to take them to see the Pope (a reasonable enough question doncha think?), and when they got to see the Pope, they then went off and talked to God, leaving me behind without so much as a thankyou. I wasn't impressed!

 

[Cubist]

I had an unpleasant dream this morning; we were in a big house waiting for some guests to arrive. I kept hearing odd rumbling sounds and then through a window I saw one of the girls from our labs at work staring at something on the ground in disgust. I went outside and realised that there was a trail of slime leading to something horrible in a corner, the air was full of white smoke through which I could see dozens of bright lights, some static and some whizzing around. Oddest of all there was a strange smell; it's the first time in my life I can remember a smell in a dream.

I was relieved to wake up but then I lay in bed wondering what would happen if aliens did invade Earth. I reckon that the little green men or huge spacecraft threatening the world is the least likely scenario, more likely it would be a kind of benign invasion by something for which we don't have any natural checks or balances, a species from another planet that discovered we had something it wanted - either a plant or a bacterium or a virus that found ideal breeding conditions in the environment or humans or animals or something that craved something like cellulose, which we have in abundance in wood, or metals or minerals or petroleum. Having seen how voraciously an Asian Longhorn Beetle grub ate the inside of our Chinese-made sofa I can imagine an invasion of insects that colonise Earth and scoff all the wood, which would be the end of us.

Whaddya think?

I don't reckon it was a dream at all. I think you may have been abducted, examined and put back. The images you think you dreamt were a induced smokescreen. Have you checked your bottom?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Right enough, have you SEEN those Lloyd Webber brothers??

Apparently the real reason they're called Webbers is because of the way their feet grow. Which, when you come to think of it, explains why you've never ever seen their toes in public.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Have you checked your bottom?

If what you find seems slightly suspicious, play a whole load of different frequencies at it and see if a dish which would make Goonhilly Down proud pops out

Apparently the real reason they're called Webbers is because of the way their feet grow. Which, when you come to think of it, explains why you've never ever seen their toes in public.

They shouldn't be seen in public full stop!