If I go to the corner shop...

[ComedyPilot]

Damn, beaten to the 'porno mag' suggestion.

Never mind, get me a lucky dip lottery ticket, a mint Aero, a bottle of Evian and a copy of the Angling Times - thanks

 

[phil_hg_uk]

Packet of M&Ms please

What's this - a rival tea thread?

Did someone say tea

 

[Fnaar]

A copy of "40 Plus" and "Asian Babes".

I thought top shelf mags would die a death*, what with the internet and all....

(*possibly that of a choked chicken, or a bashed bishop)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Texan bar, sweet tobacco, bottle of dandelion and burdock, 10 Rothmans and all the extra sweets you can rob.

 

[TVC]

I thought top shelf mags would die a death*, what with the internet and all....

(*possibly that of a choked chicken, or a bashed bishop)

Completely off topic.

Whilst out for a walk (proper boots and bobble hat type of walk) with my brothers and our wives over Christmas we made our way along a disused rail line, now converted to a footpath. There strewn among the brambles was the remains of a dismembered jazz mag. Not seen that for years, once common (and a prized find) in my childhood of the '70s, now something rendered virtually extinct with the arrival of the internet. Oh how we reminisced......

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I thought top shelf mags would die a death*, what with the internet and all....

Gosh, are there pictures of scantily clad ladies and stuff on the internet then?

 

[Arch]

Does it have a chiller cabinet? If so, a box of Dairylea triangles please, next week's Radio Times, and pocket sewing kit.

 

[junglegusset]

Completely off topic.

Whilst out for a walk (proper boots and bobble hat type of walk) with my brothers and our wives over Christmas we made our way along a disused rail line, now converted to a footpath. There strewn among the brambles was the remains of a dismembered jazz mag. Not seen that for years, once common (and a prized find) in my childhood of the '70s, now something rendered virtually extinct with the arrival of the internet. Oh how we reminisced......

Eeeeeeee happy days!

 

[junglegusset]

Thirty quids worth of pick n mix, no blue ones please.

 

[MossCommuter]

WHERE'S MY MAGNUM

 

[Cheradenine]

Cornetto.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Hmm, not back with the goodies yet? I think it's time to round up a search party just in case - let's rendezvous in the pub at the bottom of the hill. I'll grab a table for us all.

 

[Dayvo]

Oh, and don't forget to pay the papers for the last two weeks.

 

[Speicher]

Hmm, not back with the goodies yet? I think it's time to round up a search party just in case - let's rendezvous in the pub at the bottom of the hill. I'll grab a table for us all.

Excellent idea, I just have to finish some chores first.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Excellent idea, I just have to finish some chores first.

What chores?