If there's a bustle in your hedgerow...

Mr Phoebus · 17 Nov 2008

Do be alarmed now.

Last year while out riding I ~~came across~~ spotted this...

Now when I'm out cycling if anyone asks to lend my bike pump or puncture repair kit I
now get suspicious.

Nicensleazy · 17 Nov 2008

Good find!

rich p · 17 Nov 2008

She's compassionate though which is nice.

Apparrently, squeezing her erect, firm breasts makes you dribble - not an enticing prospect to be honest!

Mr Phoebus · 17 Nov 2008

Nicensleazy said:
Good find!

She's brilliant, I've had endless fun.

Fnaar · 17 Nov 2008

Why not put her on the back of a tandem, and you can take her with you, where'er you go! :smile:

Mr Phoebus · 17 Nov 2008

Fnaar said:
Why not put her on the back of a tandem, and you can take her with you, where'er you go!

When she punctures it's a good idea to repair her with Nicotinell patches as it looks more natural than tube patches.

Fnaar · 17 Nov 2008

Unless you have the "Caribbean Queen" version :smile:

Mr Phoebus · 17 Nov 2008

Fnaar said:
Unless you have the "Caribbean Queen" version

She's quite a busy career girl...
Apparently, she has three working offices.

stephec · 17 Nov 2008

Mr Phoebus said:
She's quite a busy career girl...
Apparently, she has three working offices.

All at the same time?

:smile:

Mr Phoebus · 17 Nov 2008

If I use the track pump I can get her to a size 22.

Sh4rkyBloke · 17 Nov 2008

Mr Phoebus said:
If I use the track pump I can get her to a size 22.

... in about a third of the time!! :smile:

Fnaar · 17 Nov 2008

Make sure your nozzle doesn't pop off! :tongue:

stephec · 17 Nov 2008

Presta or Schrader?

And where do you put the nozzle?