If you had to choose a new name for yourself

[Landslide]

I rather like my current name, but if I had to start anew (perhaps as part of a witness relocation scheme or summat) then I'd go for Ruttiger MacFarlane IV.

 

[Landslide]

That's not a bad idea, actually. How about Dot Com or Dot CoeDotYookay?

Arriving at the computer programmers' ball, please welcome...

 

[beanzontoast]

I rather like my current name, but if I had to start anew (perhaps as part of a witness relocation scheme or summat) then I'd go for Ruttiger MacFarlane IV.

Yes - that should blend in nicely!

 

[Smokin Joe]

Ivor Biggun.

 

[Mortiroloboy]

I've always liked sebastian or Emile, but can I be Cameron Pagnolo?! Just call me Cam for short

 

[Aperitif]

Ok 'Ron'...

 

[Cathryn]

I've always fancied being called Anastasia for some reason.

 

[Smokin Joe]

I've always fancied being called Anastasia for some reason.

Well, Cathryn is a bit plain...

 

[Cathryn]

I know. A nice sensible name that will work well at all stages of my life. But Anastasia? Being named after a Russian princess who potentially escaped assassination at the hands of the Trotskyites who ends up living in Paris written off as a nutcase? Shortens to Stacey when I'm a teenager and Anna when I'm being grown up. WHAT a name!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

may as well start calling myself alec/alex as some of the members of the club call me that in real life (i have the same username on the club forum), even those that knew me beforehand.

 

[Soltydog]

As a kid I always wanted to be called Kevin, but cant recall why

Now I'd change my name to Alf Hukya

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Bigtallfatbloke

 

[ComedyPilot]

As a kid I always wanted to be called Kevin, but cant recall why

Now I'd change my name to Alf Hukya

...mops tea out of keyboard....

Thanks......

 

[Radius]

Credit must go to Homer Simpson.

That's what I meant

 

[tdr1nka]

Edward Xavier Finklestein.