If your bike were human, who might it be?

[Disgruntled Goat]

Lynskey R210:

Ziggy:

 

[wafflycat]

Hmmm...

Let's see...

Gino, my tourer
Luigi, my race bike
Mr Norbert Frosty, my 'bent trike..

All would be differing aspects of Mr Wafflycat.

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

I can see I've fired up quite a few imaginations here...

 

[Dayvo]

I can see I've fired up quite a few imaginations here...

PMSL! I've got nothing to add except a great big !

 

[Chuffy]

Strewth...

TC has to be someone lanky and shambolic but hard as nails, strangely loveable and with an inner beauty.

Fran from Black Books.

 

[mickle]

Pink Colnago = a gay Michael Corleone (a bit poofy yet quite hard)
Old ladies bike = the witch off of the Wizard of Oz (old, smelly but she flies)
Rocky Mountain = a bulimic B A Barracas (skinny yet blingy)
Schwinn Black Phantom = Tony Curtis (as American as apple pie but shinier)
Wincheetah = George Clooney (handsome, intelligent yet laid back)

 

[Suerdusty]

As far as Im concerned my bike is Human!

 

[ComedyPilot]

My bike's more like Harvey Smith's horse.

It spends it's life with a fat sweaty yorkshireman jumping up and down on it....!

 

[Bollo]

The Thorn Sports Tour...

The Litespeed Tuscany....

Thorn Kiddiback.....

 

[clarion]

My Woodrup It would work better if it were red, but who's to judge?

My Orbit A brilliant all-rounder

My Carlton Smooth

My Rudge Classic good looks

 

[cycling fisherman]

victor

my spesh hardrock would be victor meldrew and for good reason i'm 18 stone + and i hear it complain every day when i ride it...