I'm about to eat my lunch

[jayonabike]

Which side of the table should I sit?

And so there's no confusion it's my left as I'm looking at the table and chairs in front of me.

Need some answers pretty sharpish as I only get an hours break

 

[dan_bo]

Sit on it.

 

[Spinney]

Go and stand in the corner...

 

[Roadrider48]

Spread the food around the table and walk around taking what you fancy, as and when.
Like a reverse sushi kind of thing.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Have you got a choice of 18 sandwiches?

 

[jayonabike]

It depends on what you are wearing.

That's a good point, don't want my t shirt to clash with the leatherette chair coverings

 

[jayonabike]

Go and stand in the corner...

Don't confuse things.

 

[Fnaar]

Left. Simples.

 

[jayonabike]

Left. Simples.

Right, ok then

 

[Fnaar]

LEFT, ok then

You know it makes sense. From the left, you tend to get a better view of what's going on over on the right.
The reverse doesn't work, as the left itself can only be experienced, rather than gazed upon.
Thus, by sitting on the left, you get to see the right, and to experience the left.

 

[Markymark]

An hours break? No wonder this country is going to pot now that everyone is working part time.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

An hours break? No wonder this country is going to pot now that everyone is working part time.

Going to pot, we're back to that survey again aren't we?

 

[Crandoggler]

What colour jersey are you wearing?

 

[Deleted member 35268]

Lunch is for (hang on, munch munch) wimps.

 

[outlash]

Unless the sandwich is matching the bike then don't bother. You might as well go hungry.