i'm dreading…

[Dave5N]

Nah mate. I reside only in Chuffy's nightmares.

 

[snakehips]

Just don't be there.
One of my biggest mistakes in life , oft repeated , was to be there.
If you are not there you can't get shat on.

 

[Chuffy]

what, in it?

Your wife's best mate is actually Dave in a wig.

And he wants you.

 

[Dave5N]

yawn

 

[Chuffy]

yawn

See? While he was doing a big fake yawn he was sneaking his arm round your shoulder and sussing out where the bra-strap was. Oldest trick in the book that...