I'm getting one of these.......

[Speicher]

Fossyant, are you going to have a row with your wife?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Fossyant, are you going to have a row with your wife?

Don't you go sticking your oar in Speicher!

 

[Speicher]

That's a very stern remark, Rowlocks to you, TBM!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'd better bow out now - I'm out of my depth.

 

[BentMikey]

That's because you're (in 'Allo 'allo accent) three sh1ts to the wound.

 

[hackbike 666]

Eh?

 

[yorkshiregoth]

Chains slack!!!!

 

[Keith Oates]

It'll also get brown very quickly with all that water about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!