Have you sold any cows to a passing old lady recently?
If so then :
1. No climbing.... no matter how good the pies smell
1a. I won't mention the sue of helmets if you do decide to climb - that is a personal choice.
2. No nicking of wildfowl, no matter what claims are made about the eggs
3. Beware of large gentlemen with a "Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum" catchphrase
4. Have an axe ready