i'm going...

[buggi]

to the chip shop and i don't care bcoz i'm depressed and need some comfort food.

 

[longers]

You've got a lovely ferret and a shiny new bike, why the long face?

 

[gbb]

Nothing wrong with good fish n chips....trouble is it's hard to get GOOD fish n chips.
Comfort eat away buggi..greasy chops and all that

 

[Smokin Joe]

Chips will never go with ferret. I'd boil some potatoes.

 

[buggi]

i've got a long face coz i just split with my bf ... again. last time now. i've had enough. he's a w@nker

 

[Zoiders]

Have you considered putting the fert down his Y fronts while he is asleep?

 

[buggi]

i don't wanna traumatise my ferret.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Commiserations Buggi ... if he's really a self-gratification artist you're better off out of it. Why not sew any leftover fish into the hem of his curtains before you move out?
Enjoy your fish and chips. To be really good, they need to be fried in beef dripping.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

i don't wanna traumatise my ferret.

It'd probably traumatise his, er, ferret more.

 

[fossyant]

Better off with the bike...nothing wrong with fish and chips.... once in a while - lurvely..yum...

Don't stay with someone you are not compatible with...like shimano / campag....doesn't mix......

 

[Shaun]

i've got a long face coz i just split with my bf ... again. last time now. i've had enough. he's a w@nker

Okay, well you know the drill .... fish and chips, bottle of wine, chic-flick and a chat with your bestest girlfriend (who will totally understand where you're coming from, really sympathise with you, and give you all the best advice).

Hope you can sort it without too much grief, and try not to let it take the shine off've your new steed ... get belting up those hills if you need to get rid of some anger ...

Good luck,
Shaun

 

[EmGee DK]

Went through the same a couple of months ago. Lost a girlfriend but gained a new laptop and 5 kilos.

 

[buggi]

Okay, well you know the drill .... fish and chips, bottle of wine, chic-flick and a chat with your bestest girlfriend (who will totally understand where you're coming from, really sympathise with you, and give you all the best advice).

Hope you can sort it without too much grief, and try not to let it take the shine off've your new steed ... get belting up those hills if you need to get rid of some anger ...

Good luck,
Shaun

yea, the new bike helps Shauny. screw him, i've had my comfort food, now i'm gonna get really fit and pull some hot new bloke

 

[simonali]

Hope you had THE ultimate comfort food for puddin'?

Ice cream!

 

[Landslide]

Why not sew any leftover fish into the hem of his curtains before you move out?

Nah, raw chicken's what you want - it doesn't smell until it starts to go off, by which time you're long gone!

Ahem. So I'm led to believe...